FACT'S OF LIFE

1. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872) 2. He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904) 3. He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) 4. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900) 5. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain-of-fire member - William Shakespeare (1788) 6. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)